ANGELA






  


ANGELA

What's that in your pocket?


NAME: "Angela" Baker
HOME: Well basically Camp Arawak
BORN: 1971
SLASHER TECHNIQUES: You name she does it, she dumps a pot of boiling corn on a dude, rips a dudes head off, tears the shit out of a butch with a knife in a shower
BODY COUNT: 46

THE STORY

Well Angela is swimming with her Gay dad when a boat kills her dad and her sibling. She goes to live with her wierd ass aunt. She goes to camp with her cousin and she hardly ever talks. Things keep happening to her and then things keep happening to those people. The campers can't figure it out whether it is the wierd girl or her vengeful enemy Judy or her quick temperred cousin. Then the truth comes out. She is really a he made to hide her ding ding from her ding ding aunt. Later on some dumbass makes her a camp counselor and then she even comes back to kill again. One of the few female serial killers out there.

ANGELA BITS:

  • The dude showing off his wee wee was some college kid with an ANgela mask on
  • A shot of dead Judy was cut out for being too Grisly